Day 54 in the LGBTQIIP2S House - Update on the Shady Kamala Sitch

 Last week I mentioned I had obtained some video cassette tapes and a VCR so I could monitor the goings on between the old girl Kamala and some shady looking characters I laid eyes upon, but I couldn't get the rabbit ears I needed for my color television. I'm really bad with the tech stuff, see? So you know what I did, I got my son Hunter's girlfriend-niece to come help me. These youngsters are whizzes when it comes to tech, and rubbing the hair on my legs Ab-so-lute WHIZZES! 

Anyway, Natalie tells me that these were not video cassettes, but a new fangled thingamabob they call "hard drives", well let me tell YOU Jack! I don't know about "hard drives", but I DO know that I drive a hard bargain, and if there is  ANYTHING shady on these hardy boy drives, well old sister Kamala's gonna find out just how equitable old Joey-boy-Biden can be! And no, that's not a threat. I'm the nice tweeter. I don't do threats. Even if you see them with your own eyes, or hear them with your own ears, know this: Your eyes and ears deceive you. 

OK all you floppy eared kangaroo munchers! Until tomorrow,

-KJB

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