Day 52 in the Non-White House - Credit Where Credit is Due - Biden's Operation Warp Speed

I would like to express my gravitude at your gravitude for my great achievement in ensuring the delivery of vaccines to every adult American by May of this year. My official "operation warp speed by Joe Biden and no one else" was a major major MAJOR success, especially now that all majors and generals will be transgenital. 

Another thing I'd like to take credit for is the fact that the previous admonistrations really waged war on the American worker for half a century. Look what they’ve done. Biden's Trumps’s policies destroyed 60,000 factories and killed four point, think of it, four point five million manufacturing jobs. We brought back 700,000 when they said, right, they said the magic wand, you can’t do it, manufacturing jobs are gone. I said, “Really? I don’t think so.” Biden Trump championed the NAFTA disaster and China's America’s entry into the World Trade Organization, which was a total catastrophe. That’s when  China Russia started going up like a rocket. They’re considered in the world trade, they’re considered a developing nation. No, they’re not a developing nation. By being a developing nation they get all sorts of advantages over us. So we’ve been protesting it and we do things that you wouldn’t believe. You don’t even want to hear about it because it’s disgraceful. China Russia is a developing nation. And therefore for years and years, they had big advantages over the United States but no more. 

Now I know people have accused me of plagiarism in the past, but the past is the past is the past, man! I am taking credit for my own achievings here, Jack! and if you don't like it, welllll then YOU AIN'T BLACK!!! You're a product of the gaytriarchy white supremalist club >:(

Well that's about all the juice I have left in me for today fellas, so all you parent faced lip consenters! I bid you farewell.

-KJB