Day 51- Record Breaking Numbers of Unaccompanied Minors at Southern Border! We won!!

So only 7141 latriots tuned into the White House youtube channel for my address you say? Well they're called latriots for a reason, Sally! Schedules and clocks are a product of white supremacy. They're about as racist as you can get, and that includes the whitest of white hairs on my dried up old skinny, sinewy, sun spotted legs! But the RayBans sure do make up for that ;) And ya know what else Sandra!? My people may show up late, but when they show up late they show up late in DROVES. Just like the ones at our southern border right now. There're tons of them, I mean TONS!! Forgive me. I'll go with the more metric/less American supremecist version. TONNES!! And you'd best be bettin your last silver dollar that THOSE latriots will be paving the way for another Biden VICTORY in 2024, unless old uncle Kamala has her way with me by then... 

Anyway, I've also received words that there are record breaking numbers of unaccompanied minors at the border! It must be all that rock and roll music. It's the devil's music you know. A bunch of whites pretending to be roaches. Well Elvis, YOU AIN'T BLACK! So the kids at the border are smashing records. That is a good bunch of kids. I may just have to head down there and reward them all with a good old fashioned hair sniffin and a cage to live in.

OK all you rabbit moochin horseshoe pasters! Until tomorrow,

-KJB

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