Day 50 in Office - half way to my first 100 days

 Well folx, We're half way into my first 100 days in the Person of Color Orifice! Here is just a snippet of allll the things I've accomplished:

1. signed an executive order*

2. signed an executive order*

3. signed an executive order*

4. Facial reconstructive surgery

5. brain reconstructive surgery

6. mental capacity reconstructive surgery

7. signed an executive order*

8. signed an executive order*

9. signed an executive order*

10. signed an executive order*

11. bombed syria

12. invited a crisis to our southern border

13. signed an executive order*

14. signed an executive order*

15. signed an executive order*

16. signed an executive order*

17. signed an executive order*

18. signed an executive order*

19. record breaking number of unaccompanied minors at our southern border

20. spoke to my doctor about Cialis

21. built back better best bomb

22. signed an executive order*

23. signed an executive order*

24. signed an executive order*

25. signed an executive order*

26. finger b@nged several interns

27. signed an executive order*

28. signed an executive order*

29. grew gas prices

30. signed an executive order*

31. signed an executive order*

32. signed an executive order*

33. signed an executive order*

34. murdered 6 women

35. signed an executive order making the murdering of 6 women legal for dementia patients

*will likely be struck down and was a pointless show of "force"

Well all you harp faced rocket infantrymen! Until tomorrow,

-KJB