Day 47 in the Person of Color House - It's all About You

Today I'd like to change things up from the ornery day to day, and make this about you the people. I passed a major bill and ted today, to help you get the 50 cents all you poor property stricken pheasants need to get through the next year or so, but I'm getting a LOT of pushback, so you tell me! What do you need? And I don't mean monetarily, it could be psychologilly, metafiscally, emotionery or even physical. (I'm pretty darned good with the physical, I taught Hunter everything he knows! - Except the gay stuff. I definitely did NOT have anything to do with that weird gay stuff he's into.) 

I LOVE GAYS AND ALL THE GAYEST GAY STUFF THAT THEY DO. IT IS DEFINITELY NOT GROSS AND I HAVE NEVER EVER PUBLICLY BEEN AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE. EVER!!

Anyway, leave a comment. Tell a brother what you need, man! I can help you. let me help you. I can braid your hair if that's what you need? I've tried my hand at a weave a few times, and I am fixident that I can do a mean weave for the lady brothers out there. Some may say that's offensive cuz I aint black. Well listen fat!  I voted for me, so I definitely IS black!!!! I's the blackest of the blacky blacks!!! 

Now While were at it here, why don't you go ahead and tell me what kind of topics you'd like to have old Brother Biden discuss on this blog! Or how bout this? Have a friend who needs a shoutout? I'm your guy! Pal feeling down in the dumps? I'll brighten his day! You just say the word Cornpop, and I'll jump into action, so long as my back doesn't fail me again. 

OK all you horse haired feather ringers! That's my time. These bunions aint gonna scrape themselves! Until tomorrow,

-KJB

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