Day 44 in the POC orifice

Listen up folx! I've been in office for 44 days now, but that's a tad worrying to me, because the number 4 is bad luck to asian Americans, let alone two of them together... 44 so I'm just gonna skip a day today, for fear of waking the sleeping dragon and angering the yellow menace... ... ...


Breaking: I'd like to officially apologize to the asrican anmerians. I've just been informed that my use of the terms "yellow menace" and "sleeping dragon" are "problematic af" I don't know what af means. Jill? What does af mean? Is it short for African? problematic Africans? let me tell you, Jack! If it's problematic Africans you're looking for, well you've come to the right place! I'd like to formally appease the Asian Americans I offended earlier, by offering up some problematic Africans as compulsory helpers. almost like interns. They could learn some good habits from those hard working Asian Amer... what? what's that? oh COME ON MAN!


... ...I'd like to formally apologize to the Problematic Arican.... sorry sorry.... just let me have a do over real quick. I promise I'll get it right this time....


I'd like to formally applegaze to our dear sweet precious African Americans. Asian Americans are akin to white supremecists due to their overachieving ways, and therefore not only did I mess up by offering my fellow Africans up as literal slaves... but I did so to LITERAL NAZIS!! And for that I come prostrate before you, humbled and ready to beg your forgiveness. I have asked Hunter to give me a good whipping, (since he's had a lot of experience with whips and chains), to help me atone for my sins.

Well all you Mexican wording shwartz haters, that post sure went off the rails, but I promise you. We'll get righted back on those Underground Railroad tracks by the time tomorrow's post comes along.. 

Until then

-KJB

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