Day 43 in the BIPOC House - I, Josephine Robinette Biden Jr Officially Endorse the Canceling of Alt-Right Author Dr. Seuss

Hey listen fat! I am the president against racism. Not for racism, against bigotry. Not for bigotry. 

(They taught me to do that in my presidual debate training. Insinuates the other guy IS for whatever you’re against. hehe. the blacks fall for it EVERY time!)

Anyway, drawing humans as caricatures is about as racist as you can get, Patty! Even if you draw caricatures of whites right alongside the caricatures of other races, it’s corplerely unacessable. Periodt with a capital T! Now I know, I know. A lot of you will say things like "oh but gee willickers uncle Biden, Dr Seuss was actually against racism, and wrote several books about it", oh yeah? Well I say that's a load of MALARKEY! If I was a racist, but wanted to sell lots of books, I'd pretend to be not racist too, ya bunch of roaches! Come on, man!? The guy wasn't even a real Doctor. Not like my beautiful, nice smelling sister Jill! Now THAT'S a doctor I can get behind for the hair sniffing!

Now, all this talk about hair sniffing has got me hankering for a hair sniffing. I'd say that was enough presidentaling for the day! SO if you'll excuse me, I have to go meet my son's girlfriend-niece for a good old fashioned hair sniffing!

Until tomorrow all you pencil necked shifty talkers,

-KJB

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