Day 42 in the BIPOC House - Kamala Harris is up to something shady

Now remember I mentioned back on day 3 of Kamala's pres... errr my presidency that I was beginning to suspect Kamala of blackguardly doings? or sorry... pocguardly doings? Well turns out I wasn't far off. I've received word from an unnamed source that she has been slowly preparing for my complete mental collapse. And she has no reason to think I'm suffering mentally! Why I'm fitter than a lady fiddler. but anyway, remember I told you there were odd characters I saw coming and going from her office? well let me tell you Jack! Those were no Johns! I spotted one outside my window last night, and he was wearing sunglasses in the dead of night! I saw him hand off a note to another man in black. At first I thought they were my secret service, but before they did the handoff they each lifted a cuff and flashed an odd tattoo. A weird crescent shaped dealy intertwined with what looked to be a backwards number. Anyhoo, I checked with security this morning and asked for the VCR so I could check the security cassettes (I didn't want to raise the alarm in case my guys are in cahoots with Kamala's guys... and lawd knows, Kamala has a lot of guys... but I divest... where was I ? oh yes, I got the VCR and tapes, but there were no rabbit ears on my color tv, so I couldn't get the darned thing running! 

Jiminy crickets! I think I hear old Kamel toe now. Gotta go before she finds out I'm privy to her hivvy.

ok all you necromancing armed bottle eaters! Until tomorrow, I remain your humble king.

-KJB

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