Hey Siri send an email to HUNTER BIDEN

Hey Hunt it’s the big guy here. I just wanted to check in on things cuz it’s starting to feel a little hot around these parts in the investigatory department if you know what I mean. Did you delete those pictures from your laptop yet? I heard rumours that the FBI somehow got ahold of it. Can you imagine!? 😂🤣 There’s No WAY that even CNN would’ve been able to resist reporting on that trainwreck during the election cycle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Especially that one of you in the jock strap. Ooooohie! Yowza! That sitchyashun woulda been hairier than the dried drool patch stuck to your cheek in the crackpipe picture! 

Anyway, just wanted to see if you had my next CCP payment ready. Lemme know when I can cash the checks.

Big Bopper over and out.

Siri send. 

Hey siri, send...

Siri? 

Sir-

OH F*CK!!! NATALIE GET OVER HERE STAT! HOW DO I DELETE AN INTERNETTING????



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