Day 40 in office - Joe Biden officially cured Covid

Well all you dog faced pony soldiers, I've done it. They said it couldn't be done, but old Joey has done it. I have officiously cured the white patriarchal misogyny American virus, Covid 19. I was gazing over my VERY full to do list for tomorrow, seen here:


when it struck me! The running tally on the left side of the computer TV has 0 new cases and 0 new deaths!!! This is a clause for celebration! Santa Clause! Hey Judith, fetch me my slippers and that bottle of pesto dismal we've been saving!! It calms the stomach in times of high excitement, and lord knows I haven't been this excited, since corn pop bit the bullet and gave into my sensual advances. Not that I'm a queer or anything, although no one, NO ONE, fights harder for the queers than me, Janet! Ya hear!? NO ONE!!!! 

I mean, I'm not surprised that I've cured the covids, but I just didn't anticipate achieving the climax of... you know... the thing... the climax of the thing SO DAMNED SOON! 

Well that was worth the days off I took. Seems I get more done the less I do. Can you imagine that Jenny?

Well all you sprout snouted fascia grifters! Until tomorrow,

-KJB

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