Day 39 In Office - Yeah I'm Bombing Syria, What of it!?

Listen Jack, I am Syria-sly bombing Syria, and if you don't like it, well then YOU AIN'T BLACK! black people love it when I bomb Syrians, cuz that's what us democrats dooo man, and we're on the side of the noble savage that is the African American. 

what? what's that? we don't use that term anymore? OK my bad... 

We're on the side of the noble savage that is the colored American. 

What? oh.... wrong one? oh ok. well Janet, what do you expect me to do!? My meds are too expensive from all my new executive orders, mannnnn!!! I'll just distract them with some of that rap music the young blacks like.


See? I'm hip to your jiiiiiive man! 

well all you tether brained jockey loggers! Until tomorrow,

-KJB

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