Day 35 in Office - Operation Talon

Today I am very pleased to announce the reversal of a very problematic federal enforcement action, put in place by the Trump adminiration. Aperition Jim- Jiminy- Jimmy F-Falon Talon. Operation Talon

Operation Falon was an action targering convicted sex offenders in the country illegally. This was unacceptable. 

1: NO ONE is illegal. It is a physical IMPOSSIBILITY to be in this country illegally. 

2nd: Being a "sex offender" is an identity that for too long has been shunned by the mainstream. We are progressives, man! We need to open our minds, hearts, and orifices to these unfortunates who for too long have been mocked, ridiculed and in many cases even been incarcerated, for the simple fact that they're living their authentic lives.

C: Under my admonishration our core goal for this country is unity. Always - unity. let me lower my tone now to that of a gentile old grandfatherly type figure who is speaking wisdom to the children sat in a semi circle before him. unity. we must come together as a people. Even the ones who ain't black. unity. Now rub my leg hair.

and finally: if this action was to continue being enforced, not only would my son become compromised, but your own Joey-boy-Biden would be as well. And nobody wants that amirite? Come on, man?

Now Kamala Harris is gonna take it from here. It's welllll past my bedtime and my sister Jill is calling for me to give me my sponge bath and face peel.

OK all you talon dodging curtain pinchers! Until tomorrow,

-KJB