Day 34 in the Person of Color House - Trump's Tax returns

Is that a court in your pocket, or are ya just happy to see me? hehe That's right latriots! The Supremmis t-t tennis- t-preme court has been in my back pocket alllllll this time! hehehe. I kill myself (and Seth rich). Wellll... China's back pocket, anyway. But what's the difference at this point? and before you answer that, DON'T BE A BIGOT!

The courts have officially torn up the constitution in order to help bring down the orange tyrant! (who peacefully stood down with no resistance whatsoever, but we won't talk about that here.) He offended our tender fee fees for the LAST time! Now we'll go over his taxes with a fined toothed honeycomb and look for ANYTHING we can to LOCK UP 45!!!!! Did you think we could just let this go after preachments failed again? Come on man? Don't be so naive, mannnnnnnn!

Wait... what's this? Hit the road Jack, are you kidding me!? sooooo.... you're saying that every president's taxes will become fair game after this? ... ... ...

Oh F*CK Get my brother Kamala in here STAT! I've got some books ta cook!

OK all you maple doddering turkey panthers!  Until tomorrow,

-KJB

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