Day 33 - Texas Travissy

It’s an obsolete trajectory what’s happening in Texas right now. My heart replacement goes out to those who have lost loved ones and I pray to the catholic god that I really do follow RELIGIOUSly, that their families have pieces in these tr-t-tying chimes.

Now... I don’t want to place blame on anyone here, but this travissy could have been avoided. If Texans hadn’t have turned their noses up at the Green New Deal, I would’ve been able to throw alllll sorts of money at their power problem, but because they wanted to stick to that HORRIBLE HORRIBLE oil based life, I couldn’t release restrictions on their power output, as that would’ve resulted in the entire planet earth sliding into the ocean and turning itself inside out! How am I as your presidenté supposed to allow that to happen, huh!? And now we have this to show for it. 

Every last one of those dead Texan/Americans is another mega ton of carbonated released into the ariesspears, and there lies the true tragissy of it all.

Well all you snow nosed shiver mongers! Until tomorrow,

-KJB