Day 31 in the POC house - Blacks can’t internetting

This administering is proud to pronounce a new initiative to help the blacks and the browns learn how to internetting. 


I myself as a silver haired octogenarian have struggled in the past with internetting, and I even have the grand wizardly privilege of being white! So I can’t begin to  imagine the struggle, and how difficult internetting must be for the lowly blacks and spanishics! 


They need our help folks. So my proclamation is that my son’s girlfriend-niece Natalie, who often helps me with the tech side of being presidenté, like the facebooks and the youtoos and the instantgrams, will be in charge of teaching the blacks what a computer is.


You know as the saying goes “teach a man to fish, and you’ll add to global climate change”. And THAT is why the green new deal.


Oy, my head hurts. I think the pills are wearing off. Janet? Kamila? Where’s my sister wife?


Ok all you lanky swanky filibustering petes! Until tomorrow,


-KJB

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