day 30 in the person of color house - pre administration vaccines????

Now look here, Jack! There’s been a whoooole heck of a lot of buzz around the computer net, talking about me taking a vaccine shot waaaay back in the dog days of December. Well listen Fat! That’s a load of malarkey!! And I’m here to set the record straight! Straighter than my son Hunter taking a duck lipped selfie in a cupless jock strap with nothin else on underneath, ya dig?! It don’t get no straighter than that, fella I tell ya wut! Now that shot... it was no vaccine. The first one was my dopamine shot, so I can stay alert during press briefings and whatnot, but the other one was... you know... the thing! That weird thing my son needs to ween off the smack! I was taking a test shot for him to prove it’s safe! We needed him looking a littttle less disheveled for my swearing at ceremony, since there were so few guests expected. 


That folks, is the cold limp facts! And you can take THAT to my offshore bank accounts.


Ok all you jockstrap laden monkey pushers! Until tomorrow,


-KJB

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