Day 26 in the non-white house - New York Post. I prefer my middle aged women to be underaged

Listen Miriam, there is NO one more honester than olllllllle honest Joey Joe! I'm the honestest of the honesters, and honestly? My people don't look none too kindly on an insubordinate lass such as yourself. If I'm gonna have to settle for a middle aged woman, wellll you'd better bet your bustle sweetheart,  that I prefer them to be submissive. Now don't get me wrong, Marion, you've  DEFinitely got hair for the sniffing, but as your new supreme dictator and King of America, you can't go around writing hit pieces about me like this, ya dig Mariah??? 

Now go on home before I have go and do something unpleasant like another Seth Riching! 




Sorry folks. I really don't like to have to be a hard ass like this, but sometimes you gotta know when to drop the hammer... or flood the new development with concrete and interns...

OK all you whipper snapping mountain trouts! Until tomorrow,

-KJB

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