Day 23 in the POC House - Donald Trump ain't the only prez who gat Merch, muh niggaz!

What's happenin' man? I just thought I'd drop a quick post to let you all know that I, Josephine R Biden, have a shop button on my official website. 

I thought some of the items I have for sale were a little too reflective of my dementia outbreak at the time, but thought I'd share them with you to help end the stigma around the mental deterioration of world leaders.

First up: This snappy looking t-shirt is My take on the American flag. This is exactly what my vision is like when I'm suffering from an "episode", but then my auntie Jill Biden tucks me into bed, and 48 to 96 hours and a few shots of dopamine later, and  I'm right as rain!




Next: The "Kamala is a black transexual" t-shirt. Speaks for itself, really. A testament to the inclusivity and equity of my administration.




Third on the list: we have the "learn to code" of our administration. I'm cutting your oil jobs, so you'd better start learning how to mine coal, latriots!! The Coal tote is a great tool for your new profession.




Next we have the "we won you over" sweatshirt. And we sure did, fat! Our commitment to alienating those on the right, won us over the exclusive rights to divisive rhetoric and actions! Yoooooou'd better believe it brother!




Now we have the "I don't speak proper English" t-shirt. Call it dementia, but I have NO idea what I was trying to say here. Maybe you can leave your interpretation for your ole pal bidesky in the comments section. I'd be forever indebted to you.


FINALLY we have the "donation" welcome mat. Cuz that makes PERFECT cents (hehe get it?) 



OK all you penny sifting finger burners! Until next time,

-KJB

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