Day 22 in office- The America Rescue Plan

Well Latriots, fear not! It's your guy, Joey Boy Biden here to rescue you and your country.

Let me lay this out for you reeeeeal straight, Jack! I'm a straight razor totin', long gun shootin', rootin' and a tootin' man's man, ya dig? So here's my plan:

I pledge to hold hands with EVERY LAST KLANSMAN I can get my soft, silky, slender, baby blue veiny mitts on, ya hear!? By showing indiscriminate love for my fellow man, rather than just the attractive young ... very young... very VERY very young women I've been known to "show a fondness" for in the past.

I will also work on Budget reconciliation", which is a process that allows for passage of legislation with only my vote in the Senate, rather than 60 votes in the senate that would be needed if the opposition filibusters. By allowing me alone to decide, you can guuuuuuruntee I'll be making the most equitable, diverse, and racially disproportionate decisions possible. Your Daddy knows best, boys.

OK all you ladder faced monkey hunchers! Until tomorrow,

-KJB



 

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