Day 20 - Giving Maxine Waters a Platform

I Joseph R Biden the second esquire jr the third and a half, must every now and again forfeit my great platform in favour of a woman of color. Preferable a black woman of color. Trans would obvs be a great bonus, but today we're taking what we can get. I'm giving my brother, Maxine pad blue liquid Waters an opportunity to address the baseless and unfounded claims for which there is no evidence, that she incited violence against Trump and his supporters. Take it away, Mad Max!



Well! There you have it, patriots! My wife Maxine is as innocent and pure as the freshly driven snow if the snow was black. Which it quite possibly will be soon, since one of my climate plans is to have my old pal Billy Boy Gates sprinkle the atmosphere with millions of tonnes of tiny particles. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG????

Well all you hair legg-ed body maimers! Until tomorrow,

-KJB

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