Day 19 in the Black/Indigenous Person of Color House

Welp, unlike your previous president, orange cheeto small hand face as I like to call him, or "fawty figh" as my ever loving wife Maxine Waters liked to call him, I will be spending my Sunday working HARD for ALLLLLLLLLL Americans. You can see my jam packed official schedule for the day below:


I tell ya, fat! I am just run ragged by all the presidenting I am doing! I've said it before, and I'll say it again... It's harrrrd man! Almost as hard as Hunter's peepee gets for big burly black men, and pictures of himself in a jockstrap, minus the jock 0_o  (<------My son's girlfriend-niece Natalie taught me how to emoji)

Well all you pizza armed triceratops dusters! Until tomorrow, I remain your faithful servant,

-KJB


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