Day 15 in Office - Giving Alexandria Ocazio Cortez a platform

  I feel compelled today, as a cis, white, sometimes heterosexual male, to offer up my platform  to a young woman of color, with extremely sniffable hair. 

Alexandria Ocazio Cortez has been accused of lying about her whereabouts the day of the BRUTAL, HORRIFIC, RAPEY attack on our hallowed capitol building. Well today she addresses these lies in her own words:




Don't forget folks, my sister Kamala always reminds me to BELIEVE ALL WOMEN! unless they accuse yours truly

Well all you sword armed donkey punchers! Until tomorrow.

-KJB



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