Day 14 - re-appropriating funding

Now look here, fat! A number of you young her-men and wohermen have been getting downright peeved at Ole Joey here for reappropriating funds for climate action. Look. I know that farming is important, but did you know that for every leaf, potato, plant, or herb that dies, a whole metric bunch of carbon is released into the atmosphere? Wellllll not on MY watch, Priscilla. 
We’re reappropriating the funds because my niece Kamala tells me that appropriation is bad now, and in fact it’s a product of colonialism and white supremacy, so all you white supremecist slave driving farm persons, get this straight! That ain’t gonna fly, ya dig?? Not while uncle Joey Bide Bide is in office, no sirrrreee bob!
now where is that money going you may ask? Well like I said Jack! It’s going towards climate action, so a portion will be going towards dick chopping, another even bigger portion will be going towards person of color dick chopping, another portion will be going towards killing babies, and a final portion will be going to the BIG guy, if ya know what I mean ;););) Ain’t nothin wrong with skimming a lil off the top for poor old uncy bidesky!

OK all you cockerel pouncing mitten smiters! Until tomorrow ...

-KJB

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