Inauguration Day Wednesday, Jan. 20, 2021

Well, today was Inauguration Day. I've been doing absolutely nothing for the past 40 odd years in preparation for this moment!


Now, after a long two hour work day filled with pomp and glory, I’m just sitting here in my hot tub wishing I had someone to rub back the white hair on my legs, while I reflect on this historic day. 


If you told me one year ago that today I’d be sitting here in the white house as King of America, Hehe well heck, I’d hafta say "sonofabitch, we did it China!"


I must say though, I was quite disappointed at the lack of Patriots at my inauguration. I guess everyone was late! They should be called latriots! Not patriots! Heh heh. Corn pop knows I'm a bit of a joker, and you'll catch on soon, kiddos. But back on the topic of attendees. Who am I kidding? Uncle Kamala made it very clear to me that schedules are a product of white supremacy, so if you managed to show up to my inauguration today, then you ain't black!


Well that's it for now. My sister Jill is calling me, but I'll be back tomorrow with another daily update about my life in the Person of Color House. 


Ride on all you horse faced doggy soldiers!


-KJB


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