Day 10 in Office - A Look at My Daily Schedule

Ola, Latriots! 

My cousin Jilly and I thought it might be nice to do something a little different for you all today. We thought we'd give you all a l'il glimpse at my daily schedule. No malarkey here folks, this is my 100% official schedule:




As you can see they found it necessary to add: "4pm prez departs Maryland", and "4:10pm prez arrives at the person of color house" in order to make my schedule look a little fuller, but listen fat! I have NO insecurities about my inactivity as president. ZERO! Being installed as the leader of the free world when I clearly wasn't up to the task, is HAAAAAARD work man! BUT... I'm doing it for alllllll Americans. Even the Trump ones. Now let me bring my tone and volume down to a soothing coo as I say the next thing: 

We need to come together with a plan. A plan for re-education. So we can all live in unity. In peace. In loyalty................  to the Chinese Communist Party.

Well all you saucy nosed lace brigaders, until next time I remain your humble King of America,

-KJB

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