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Things are starting to get serious here. I can’t tell you exactly where I’ve been or what happened over the last four days, mainly because I don’t remember, but the bits and pieces I DO remember are spotty at best. It all started when I went to go do some  damage control for a catholic priest friend of mine, Reverend Kevin O’Brien.  Now don’t let the name fool you, this is no Darby O’Gill “tweedlee dee give me me tord woosh” happy go-lucky-leprechaun type character we’re talking about, noooo this cat is coooler than a cucumber. Coooler than cool. Cooler even than a roach under the boardwalk with a 2-6 of Jack, Jack! He puts the “lick” in cath-o-lic know what I mean?    Let me spell it out for ya, fat! I like the hair sniffin, and he likes the face lickin. Don’t get no simpler than that. ANY way, us child creepos gotta stick together, and with all this Ghislane Maxwell hooey going on, ya don’t need to be a rocketeer sciencer to figure out that a LOT of us “higher ups”...

 Last week I mentioned I had obtained some video cassette tapes and a VCR so I could monitor the goings on between the old girl Kamala and some shady looking characters I laid eyes upon, but I couldn't get the rabbit ears I needed for my color television. I'm really bad with the tech stuff, see? So you know what I did, I got my son Hunter's girlfriend-niece to come help me. These youngsters are whizzes when it comes to tech,  and rubbing the hair on my legs Ab-so-lute WHIZZES!  Anyway, Natalie tells me that these were not video cassettes, but a new fangled thingamabob they call "hard drives", well let me tell YOU Jack! I don't know about "hard drives", but I DO know that I drive a hard bargain, and if there is  ANYTHING shady on these hardy boy drives, well old sister Kamala's gonna find out just how equitable old Joey-boy-Biden can be! And no, that's not a threat. I'm the nice tweeter. I don't do threats. Even if you see them with y...

 Wǒ xué dàole hěnduō. Wǒ liǎojiě dào zhè yǒu suǒ zuòwéi. Zhè shì tiàoshuǐ bǎn qū, wǒ shì shǒuwèi zhī yī, bù yǔnxǔ tāmen jìnrù-zhè shì 3 mǐzhǎng de bǎn. Rúguǒ nín cóng cèmiàn diéluò, nín huì luò zài nà gāisǐ de, gāisǐ de shuǐní shàng. Yùmǐ bàng shìgè huài jiāhuo. Érqiě tā jīngyíngzhe yīqún huài nánhái. Wǒ huíxiǎng qǐ nà duàn rìzi, yǐ zhǎnshì shìwù shì rúhé biànhuà de, zhè shì nín bìxū shǐyòng de dōngxī zhī yī, rúguǒ nín zài tóufà shàng shǐyòngguò Pomade, zé bìxū dài shàng yīng'ér mào. Suǒyǐ tā zài dǒngshìhuì shàng, bù tīng wǒ dehuà. Wǒ shuō,‘hēi, āi sī tè, nǐ! Líkāi dǒngshìhuì, bùrán wǒ huì shàng qián bǎ nǐ tuō xiàchē.’ Hǎo ba, tā xiàchēle, tā shuō,‘wǒ huì zài wàimiàn jiàn nǐ.’ Bài dēng jìxù shuōdao.“Wǒ de chē zhǔyào shi zhèxiē, dōu shì wǒmen shēnhòu de gōng wū.” “Wǒ de chē–zhè'er yǒuyī shàn mén. Wǒ bǎ chē tíng zài ménwài. Wǒ–tā shuō,‘wǒ huì děng nǐ de. Tā zài děng zháo sān gè tì xū dāo de jiāhuo zài děng wǒ. Bùshì kāiwánxiào. Yǒu yīgè jiào bǐ'ěr·lài tè·lǎoshǔ (Bill Wright M...

I would like to express my gravitude at your gravitude for my great achievement in ensuring the delivery of vaccines to every adult American by May of this year. My official "operation warp speed by Joe Biden and no one else" was a major major MAJOR success, especially now that all majors and generals will be transgenital.  Another thing I'd like to take credit for is the fact that the previous admonistrations  really waged war on the American worker for half a century. Look what they’ve done. Biden's Trumps’s policies destroyed 60,000 factories and killed four point, think of it, four point five million manufacturing jobs. We brought back 700,000 when they said, right, they said the magic wand, you can’t do it, manufacturing jobs are gone. I said, “Really? I don’t think so.” Biden  Trump championed the NAFTA disaster and China's  America’s entry into the World Trade Organization, which was a total catastrophe. That’s when   China  Russia started going up l...

So only 7141 latriots tuned into the White House youtube channel for my address you say? Well they're called latriots for a reason, Sally! Schedules and clocks are a product of white supremacy. They're about as racist as you can get, and that includes the whitest of white hairs on my dried up old skinny, sinewy, sun spotted legs! But the RayBans sure do make up for that ;) And ya know what else Sandra!? My people may show up late, but when they show up late they show up late in DROVES. Just like the ones at our southern border right now. There're tons of them, I mean TONS!! Forgive me. I'll go with the more metric/less American supremecist version. TONNES!! And you'd best be bettin your last silver dollar that THOSE latriots will be paving the way for another Biden VICTORY in 2024, unless old uncle Kamala has her way with me by then...  Anyway, I've also received words that there are record breaking numbers of unaccompanied minors at the border! It must be all t...